The journalists at the Onion News Network will do anything to stay at the top of their game. And if they can't find a great story, they'll create one.

In a world of talking food, best mates Apple and Onion fumble through city life, tackling ordinary problems by extraordinary means.

Venerable newscaster Norm Archer reports the latest news in politics, health, culture and entertainment - such as an automotive recall of decapitation-inducing "Neckbelts" and a study finding that "depression hits losers hardest". This compilation of bogus news stories, celebrity profiles, movie trailers and skits come courtesy of the ace satirists at The Onion.

Inspired by the standup acts of real life Chinese American comedian Edwin Li, a young man in San Francisco spirals downward into disappointment until he finds solace in a brief sexual encounter with an older woman to whom he may or may not be related.

News Attack is a 1989 Hong Kong action thriller drama film co-written and directed by Samson Chiu and starring Andy Lau, Michael Miu and Wilson Lam.

『NEWS ZERO』（ニュース ゼロ）は、日本テレビ（NNN）で2006年10月2日から平日（祝日も含む）の深夜に生放送されている平日最終版の報道番組である。ステレオ放送（2011年10月3日から）・ハイビジョン制作（地上デジタル放送のみ）。略称及び番組タイトルコールは「ZERO」。

『NEWS ZERO』（ニュース ゼロ）は、日本テレビ（NNN）で2006年10月2日から平日（祝日も含む）の深夜に生放送されている平日最終版の報道番組である。ステレオ放送（2011年10月3日から）・ハイビジョン制作（地上デジタル放送のみ）。略称及び番組タイトルコールは「ZERO」。

Delilah James and her best friend Jenner have no interest in being popular, but when the hottest clique in the school finds out Delilah might become the lead reporter for the Brighton Bugle they try to force her into slandering their rival cliques. To make things more complicated Delilah has fierce competition in a journalist exchange student who also starts competing with Delilah over her crush!

When hijackers seize a Japanese flight and demand to fly to Pyongyang, a mysterious mastermind hatches a zany scheme to reroute the plane to Seoul.

A New Jersey mom puts her relationship with her daughter to the test when she lands an internship at the same TV station where her daughter works.